Fuer Piraten ist Entspannung alles

Here's a conversation I had with five year old Glen:
G:"I'm drawing pirates! They're always after just one thing, all pirates want it. Can you guess?"
Me:"Uh... it's treasure, of course. Right? Gold and gems and stuff."
G:"Nu-uh. It's relaxation, silly. Relaxation means the world to them."

Huh...